so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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