i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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