She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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