your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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