This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
worst night to have a conscience
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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