i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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