Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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