i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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