I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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