working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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