dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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