Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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