what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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