Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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