Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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