Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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