Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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