oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The ass gains better be worth it
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