Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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