Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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