she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Small penises have feelings too.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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