i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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