So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
