I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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