so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Everything about him screamed your future.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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