Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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