I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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