is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
