yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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