Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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