One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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