Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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