Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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