if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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