Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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