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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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