it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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