Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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