just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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