i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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