Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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