My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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