kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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