he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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