Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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