You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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