You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Vodka?
Forever.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
