why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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