You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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