I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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