nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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