is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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