they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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