What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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