dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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